Monday, May 4, 2009

True Life

So I enjoyed a relaxing Saturday night in Durham this past weekend. Just me & precious Colby watching an MTV True Life marathon. If you haven't seen True Life, it is probably one of the best shows on television (after Intervention and Oprah, obvi). This show really amuses me because they find the most interesting people who are willing to open up about their feelings, insecurities, goals, and failures. Also, the producers must be desperate for interesting topics because they literally cover everything from cheating boyfriends to sagging skin (yes, an entire hour was dedicated to people who lost weight and had loose skin).

I was especially amused by an episode of True Life: I Have Small Breasts. Both girls on the show were inconsolable about their small cup size and felt that they would never be truly happy with their small boobs, but surgery was not something they would consider. I might have felt some sympathy for these poor, small-breasted females, except for one thing: BOTH GIRLS HAD BIGGER BOOBS THAN ME! For heaven's sake MTV, if you are going to do a True Life about girls with flat chests, at least find someone with an A-cup. Geez. I felt like maybe I should start hating my boobs too, but then I remembered my dream body: slender, not a pinch of fat, and all ribs visibly outlined. Boobs not required.

Considering some truths about my own life, I have a few suggestions for future episode topics:
True Life: I Have Running-Induced Asthma
True Life: I Have An Awkward Hairline
True Life: I'm Obsessed With My Dog
True Life: I'm Unemployed
True Life: I'm Single, Unemployed, & Have Small Boobs.
True Life: I Just Wasted An Hour Of My Life Watching True Life

Check the TV Guide Chanel for your local listings.

1 comment:

  1. Boobs are definitely waaaayyy overrated ;-) You're perfect just like you are!

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