The Powerball Poem

I bought a few tickets. I've said a quick prayer.
And here's how I'll spend it, for those who might care:

A garage for our cars, a few trees cut down.
A house at the beach, a night on the town.

I'm not wanting much  'cause I'm not very needy,
But with $400 mill, I can be a bit greedy.

A pontoon boat and a jet ski that's pink.
A life vest for Otis, so that he won't sink.

I'll keep my job, since I enjoy work,
But a few more vacations? That's not a bad perk.

I'm fiscally smart, of that you can tell,
But a little more stuff would serve me quite well.

New clothes for sure. A boob job? Why not!
If I'm gonna be rich, then I need to look hot.

My parents can have some. I owe them a few.
Maybe I'll give them a hundred or two.

I'll get a new Civic. I need a new car.
I'll pick up all our friends' tabs at the bar.

With $400 million, there's still lots to spend.
I could give to the church or loan to a friend.

Oh, wait....

Just Announced: 3 winners in 2 states hit $448M Powerball jackpot
Three tickets matched all six numbers in Wednesday's Powerball lottery drawing and will split a $448 million jackpot, authorities said on Thursday. The Multi-State Lottery Association said two of the winning tickets were sold in New Jersey, while the third was in Minnesota. The numbers drawn on Wednesday night were 5, 25, 30, 58, 59 anPowerball 32.

Well, I didn't win big. So much for that hunch.
Mom and Dad, wanna take me to lunch?


  1. Anonymous8/09/2013

    You clearly get your poetic gene from your mother!


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