15 Ways Brian and I are Different.

I'm taking my cue from The Pioneer Woman today and listing all the ways that Brian and I are different. I think I could easily come up with one hundred, but for time's sake, here's fifteen:

1. He takes his showers in the morning.

I take my showers at night.

2.  He washes his car every weekend.

I wash my car every year.

3.  He loves looking at fish.

I love eating fish.

4.  He likes to stay busy from the moment he gets home until the moment he goes to bed.

I like to sit on the couch and drink wine from the moment I get home until the moment I go to bed.

5.  His clothing style would appeal to someone half his age.

My clothing style would appeal to someone twice my age.

6.  He likes modern decor.

I like traditional decor.

7.  He packs one outfit for a five day vacation.

I pack five outfits for a one day vacation.

8.  He can gift-wrap like a pro.

I can't wrap a gift to save my life.

9.  He cares more about things being clean than clutter-free.

I care more about getting rid of the clutter.

10.  He could eat Mexican food every day for the rest of his life.

I could only eat Mexican food every other day for the rest of my life.

11.  He's a quiet person, but he has a busy social life.

I'm a talkative person, yet I prefer to be alone.

12.  He doesn't pair up his clean socks when he puts them away.

I think not pairing up your clean socks is a character flaw.

13.  He likes blondes.

I like brunettes.

14.  He likes rap music.

I like country.

15.  His biggest fear is public speaking.

I thrive in the spotlight.

Well, he settled for a brunette.
I settled for someone who wears baggy pants and has rap music blasting from his stereo speakers.

I suppose it could be worse.  ;-)


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