Random Thoughts of the Day

These are some random and witty thoughts that I found while blog surfing a few weeks ago, and I thought I'd share them with you.

As a bank teller, my favorite is the last one.

Random Thoughts of the Day

•   More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

  

• Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

•  I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

•  Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say". 

•  I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 

• How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

•  I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an aggressive driver from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

•  MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

• I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 

• Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
•  Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

• Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be a problem....

•  You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

• Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
• There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

•  I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

• When I meet a new person, I'm terrified of mentioning something they haven’t already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

• I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

• Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

• It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

•  Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what to do with it.