Ode to my Macbook
My old Dell computer is crappy and slow
So I needed a new one-- I’m a student, ya know.
So I purchased a Macbook for reasons unclear
But I know they’re the best-- I believe what I hear.
My Macbook stays with me and goes where I go.
The battery is awesome. It rarely gets low.
I love how it looks-- so sleek and so slim.
And how, when it’s nighttime, the background gets dim.
I’m up to my eyeballs in credit card debt,
But I know you are worth it. I don’t even fret.
My only complaint, and I swear there’s just one…
If I knew how to use you, you’d be lots more fun.