Christian Grey takes The Road Less Traveled and that Makes All the Difference.

Do you love poetry as much as I do?

Have you read the awful (and awfully addicting) Fifty Shades of Grey book?

At our book club last month, I gave each of the girls the assignment to write a "BDSM poem" to go along with the risque theme of Fifty Shades of Grey. The only rules were that the poem had to be 4 lines, and each line had to begin with B-D-S and M (which is the abbreviation for bondage, dominance, sadism, and masochism, otherwise known as "S & M").

I must say we have some talented ladies in our group!



 

Poem #1

Before Anastasia he was so crazy

Dominating Subs- their minds so hazy.

Soon she became his against her wishes

Making him forget all the other bitches.

Poem #2

Bedrooms, elevators, tables, and floors

Doing it over and over...and then some more.

Sex was all this book was about,

Movie will be R-rated no doubt.

Poem #3

Bonded

During

Sex

Most days and night.

Poem #4

Bend over, don't look at me.

Bright eyed, the more enticing it will be.

Say you want it, don't dare move.

My name you'll scream as I'm in the groove.

Poem #5

Balls

Deep inside me

Silver

Metallic

Poem #6 titled "Christian Grey"

Brave

Dominant

Sexy

Man

Poem #7 

By chance they meet

Domination discreet

Stopped by a kiss in the street

Makes them complete

If you haven't read Fifty Shades of Grey, it's time to jump on the bandwagon! Everybody's doing it.

Also, I just noticed that the author of Poem #4 broke the rules about starting each line with a BDS and M. Well, to that I say "good work." Christian Grey would've broken the rules.

Rules...and Contracts...were made to be broken.

*The book is not appropriate for everyone (or anyone for that matter). Reader discretion is advised.* ;-)