Thursday, March 24, 2011

Guys and Girls

In my physics lab, all the students typically sit in the same seat every week, so I'm usually working with the same group of students for each lab. Well today, someone extra sat at our table, so that when it was time to split up into groups, we had an uneven number. The TA asked that one student volunteer to go work with a group of three guys at a different table. Because I enjoy meeting new people, and I figured that working with a group of three guys would be to my advantage (considering this is physics), I quickly jumped up and volunteered myself.

As I worked diligently on the lab, the group's conversation went something like this:

Guy 1: "Dude, would you rather fight to the death, using only your bare hands, 1,000 zombie first-graders or a bear with sharks for arms?"
Guy 2: "Probably a bear with shark arms."
Guy 3: "No way, man. Not the bear with shark arms. You wouldn't stand a chance."
Guy 1: "I would totally demolish the zombie first-graders. My strategy would be to kill one of the zombie first-graders and then swing that zombie around like a weapon, knocking out all the other zombies."
Guy 2: "Have you played Call of Duty Zombies? There is no way you could defeat 1,000 zombies. Not even with machine guns. Definitely not with your strategy. The shark arms on the bear would probably just start eating the bear anyways."
Guy 3: "The shark arms would not eat the bear. Centaurs don't eat the horse half of their body. Why would the shark arms eat their bear body?"
Guy 2: "You can't compare the centaurs to the bear shark. I still wouldn't choose the zombie first graders."
Guy 1: "Kelly, have you decided what you would rather fight to the death?"
Me: "Nope. I'm still trying to decide why I ever thought it would be a good idea to join a group of three guys."

2 comments:

  1. karen1773/25/2011

    The shark arms would not eat the bear. Centaurs don't eat the horse half of their body. Why would the shark arms eat their bear body?"

    BEST.LOGIC.EVER. PLEASE give that guy my number. im serious. im in love.

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  2. Kelly Lawrence3/25/2011

    I didn't even know what a centaur was!! I had to look it up online in order to write this post lol. You don't even wanna know the things that came up when i googled "horse and man" so i could figure out how to spell centaur....

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