Ode to my Macbook

My old Dell computer is crappy and slow

So I needed a new one-- I’m a student, ya know.

So I purchased a Macbook for reasons unclear

But I know they’re the best-- I believe what I hear.

My Macbook stays with me and goes where I go.

The battery is awesome. It rarely gets low.

I love how it looks-- so sleek and so slim.

And how, when it’s nighttime, the background gets dim.

I’m up to my eyeballs in credit card debt,

But I know you are worth it. I don’t even fret.

My only complaint, and I swear there’s just one…

If I knew how to use you, you’d be lots more fun.